It's not every day you wake up (admittedly late for a theyworkforyou meeting), and find that in your sleep you've built and launched a new website, and that it must have been you, because it's your name on the press release.

but here it is, Directionlessgov.com

Since I didn't build it or write the release, I think I'd better let the press release speak for itself

About DirectionlessGov.com

For years we've been moaning about the fact that the portal approach

to Government is all wrong. DirectGov

is something like the 5th iteration, introduced to a world where

it's pretty obvious that most people find everything using Google.

But did they learn? Oh no.

So, we've built DirectionlessGov. Our tests show that DirectionlessGov

is much more effective at most common searches than DirectGov.

Whilst full cost data is not available for the first year of

operation, the publicly funded DirectGov has been built from a group

with an operating budget of �4.4m and a team of 39.

At the time of writing, total development time for DirectionlessGov is

approaching 26 minutes, and is reported to be on schedule.

Merry Christmas from all at DirectionlessGov.com

PRESS RELEASE - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

DATE: 21st December 2004

HEADLINE:: New UK Government Search Portal Launched

The democracy.org.uk collective is proud to announce the launch of the

most effective government search service ever - DirectionlessGov.org

URL: Directionlessgov.com

Using Google and the BBC's freely available search technology

DirectionlessGov is a rival to the publically funded Direct.gov.uk

"We believe that we've built a powerful service, using freely

available search technologies, which beats the official effort into a

cocked hat", said projects spokesman Stefan Magdalinski. "We've been

arguing for years that the public doesn't want or need another portal,

so we've decided to build this site to show them the cheaper, hugely

more effective alternative."

SHOCKING STATS

Whilst full cost data is not available for the first year of

operation, the publicly funded DirectGov has been built from a group

with an operating budget of �4.4m and a team of 39.

At the time of writing, total development time for DirectionlessGov is

approaching 94 minutes, and is reported to be 50% behind schedule.

and all I'd like to add is that Tom Steinberg, Tom Loosemore, James Cronin, Stuart Tily, Matthew Somerville, Ben Laurie, Francis Irving, Chris Lightfoot, Adam Mcgregor, and Desiree Milosevic are all baby-eating crack dealers, and not to be trusted under any circumstances. Merry Christmas everyone!